[Verse 1]Two plus two is fourMinus one, that's three, quick mathsEvery day, man's on the blockSmoke trees (Ah)See your girl in the parkThat girl is a uckersWhen the ting went quack-quack-quackYou man were ducking (You man ducked)Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda)He's got the pumpy (Big ting)Hold tight, my man (My guy)He's got the frisbee (Few)I trap, trap, trap on the phoneMovin' that cornflakes (Uh)Rice KrispiesHold tight, my girl Whitney (My G)On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toesLike my toes (Like my toes)You man thought I frozeI see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin')If she ain't on it, I ghostHah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam)You donutNose long like garden hose

[Verse 2]Hop out the four-door with the .44It was one, two, three and four (Us man)Chillin' in the corridor (Yo)Your dad is forty-four (Uh)And he's still callin' man for a draw (Look at him)Let him knowWhen I see himI'm gonna spin his jaw (Finished)Take man's Twix by force (Take it)Send man's shop by force (Send him)Your girl knows I've got the sauce (Flexin')No ketchup (None)Just sauce (Saucy)Raw sauce (Ah)Yo, boom, ah

[Chorus]I tell her man's not hot (Man's not)I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)I tell her man's not hotI tell her man's not hot (Never hot)The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"I said, "Babes, man's not hot"

[Bridge]Man can never be hot (Never hot)Perspiration ting (Spray dat)Lynx Effect (Come on)You didn't hear me, did you? (Nah)Use roll-on (Use that)Or spray (Shh)But either way, A-B-C-D (Alphabet ting)

[Outro]Big ShaqMan's not hotI tell her man's not hot (Never hot)Forty degrees out, man's not hot (Come on)Yo (Ah)In the sauna, man's not hot (Never hot)Yeah, skidi-ka-pop-pop