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中篇英文笑话 中篇英文笑话一: I'd rather buy a gift While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift." 中篇英文笑话二: The Mean Man's Party The notorious(声名狼藉的,臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小气鬼)finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部,扶手) . When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?" 中篇英文笑话三: Visual Training The squad(班,小队) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵,招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遥远的`,恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied: "Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士,军士) , sir." "Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?" "He's not doing any digging, sir." 【中篇英文笑话】相关文章: 爱情笑话语录大全08-19 职场励志笑话开心一刻08-02 英文导游英文简历模板11-03 应聘英文老师英文简历范文11-11 英文相关职位英文求职信08-13 应届生英文英文简历写作09-28 英文求职信(中英文对照)08-17 英文求职简历04-11 英文resume范文10-15 莎士比亚名言英文10-13 |
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