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幽默演讲――调侃自己(中英对照) 2007-08-23 15:34:00 本文已公布到博客频道校园・教育分类 如果你想学习英语,如果你喜欢幽默,喜欢演讲,可以时不时光顾一下我的博客,抽空我请你吃冰激凌。(欢迎光临我的网站 ) 演讲者如何调侃自己 作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。 As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake. 创新句子:你们或者睡觉,或者不睡,只要不打呼噜,我就接着讲。 作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛――特别是计划委员会。 As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee. 幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。 演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来――你泰然自若,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。 Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast. …… …… 余下全文 |
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