Inside: Flavor Packed Milkshake Quotes + Captions.

It’s just like they always say… “Shake what your momma gave ya” in this case, we’re talking milk ‘shakes.’

What is better than a nice, creamy, cold milkshake? I personally love classic vanilla. I know, I know, before you attack my basic-ness, it’s always been my favorite. Trust me, my family always reminds me it’s lame and basic. No matter what your favorite milkshake flavor is, these cute quotes pair perfectly with everyone’s taste.

These quotes are perfect to share your milkshake date with on the ‘gram. Make a creamy curate caption with these delicious milkshake quotes that never fail your taste buds.

Let’s start with a fun collection of milkshake sayings. These quotes are perfect for those sprinkled-covered cones that will pop on Instagram.

1. When life gets tough, shake it.

2. Take what people give you. Drink their milkshakes.

3. I hate it when I’m making milkshakes and boys just show up to my yard.

4. Living that milkshake life.

5. Live. Love. Milkshakes.

6. Milkshakes are my therapy.

7. Best shake on the planet: two parts ice cream, one part awesome.

8. Shake things up a little bit.

9. In the era of handshakes and headshakes, I prefer milkshakes.

10. Once upon a time, milk met ice cream and they fell in love.

11. A bad day drinking milkshakes is better than a good day doing anything else.

12. Hello, milkshake. It’s me, your best friend.

13. They say money can’t buy happiness, but you can buy milkshakes, and that’s basically the same thing.

14. Happiness is burgers and milkshakes

15. Shake it off.

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16. Shake shake, shake shake, shake it!

17. Good people drink milkshakes.

18. I’ll drink all your milkshakes. – I Drink Your Milkshake Quote

19. True love is drinking milkshakes together.

20. There’s no problem a milkshake can’t solve.

21. Milkshakes are love.

22. Living in the pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses.

23. Milkshakes make the world seem much less scary.

24. Follow me to the milkshakes.

25. Want some midnight milkshakes?

26. Drowning my sorrows in milkshakes.

27. “Latte or cappuccino,” they asked. “Milkshake,” I said.

28. I’d rather have a milkshake!

29. Don’t make me choose between milkshakes.

30. Today’s scoop for thought: drink more milkshakes.

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31. It’s the summer of shakes.

32. I’ve got the shakes.

33. Chocolate. Strawberry. Vanilla. Milkshakes.

34. Milkshakes make the world go round.

35. Falling in love…with milkshakes.

36. Sorry, gotta go, my milkshake called.

37. Size doesn’t matter…it’s about the flavor!

38. That feeling when you want a milkshake, but you don’t want to deal with all the boys in your yard.

39. Burgers and milkshakes are like peanut butter and jelly.

40. Milkshake: the best food group.

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41. If you can’t suck a milkshake through a straw, it’s not a milkshake, it’s a cup of ice cream.

42. Ready to milk my shake?

43. Keep calm and love milkshakes.

44. Keep calm and drink a milkshake.

45. Shut up and drink a milkshake.

47. All good decisions are made over milkshakes.

48. Every good story starts with a milkshake.

49. Hold the milk, give me the shake.

50. Shaking my way through the diner.

51. Running towards the shamrock shakes like they’re going out of season.

52. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, it’s a straw, you see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I… drink… your… milkshake. I drink it up! – There will be blood milkshake quotes

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53. That’s a pretty fuckin good milkshake… I don’t know if I’d pay $5 for it but that’s pretty fuckin good. – Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

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