我更喜欢酒吧里的钢琴，外面阴雨绵绵，整个纽约被薄雾笼罩，一对情侣约着六点见面，在中央火车站的大钟， 像极了电影。I love a "cocktail lounge" piano. Outside it drizzles, grey. New York City, enveloped in the light mist. Two lovers have a date to meet at 6 o'clock. At Grand Central Station, under the clock, like in the movie.

我要待在纽约，我需要这空气中的一氧化碳才能活下去，咱俩根本不是一类人对吗？你爱蟋蟀的窃窃私语 我爱喧嚣的车水马龙，你在艳阳下绽放，而我在乌云下孤僻。I'm going to stay in New York. I need a carbon monoxide to survive. We are two different creatures, right? You like the sound of crickets and I like the rattle of the taxies. You blossom in the sun and me...I come into my own under grey skies.

简直能要我命 就像…和一群乱七八糟的人喝酒，没一个经历过什么挫折教育。It's like death. It's like having ...Drinks with a hundred bullshit people, not one of which has ever been turned down by a co-op.

你也知道我妈，只要事情不顺她心，她会毫不犹豫地嗑下那颗以备不时之需的氰化物自杀。You know my mother. If it's not the perfect image, she bites down that cyanide capsule she keeps for special emergencies.

- 你竟然和一个从亚利桑那来的女孩交往?- 这还得经过您的批准?- 那你们平常都聊什么 仙人掌?- 响尾蛇- Tuscon? You are dating a girl from Arizona?- Do I have your permission?- What do you guys talk about, cactuses?- Rattlesnakes.

我想说的是 如果我当初继续坚守我的职业，追寻些虚无缥缈的东西，如果我让你不太舒服了，我只是个狂热的，曾经很专业的，来自中西部的妓女，试着去根灭，仍然萦绕在我脑海中，早晨能让我惊醒的那些酒店房间。如果你不知道你是从哪里得到，你那种渴望厮混于半上流社会的神秘冲动，那是我给你的基因。What I'm saying is that, if I have been to over too far in my pursuit of the finer things and of cultivating an image. If I have caused you some discomfort. It's only an overzealous ex-professional hustler from the mid west, trying to erradicate unsavory remnants of many hotel rooms I still wake up screaming over. And if you can't understand where you get your mysterious urge to consort with a demi-monde. You have my genes.

当他那次说要以自焚来抗议气候变迁时，人们应该递他个打火机。When he offered to set himself on fire to protest climate change, they should've let him.

- 我们试着奋斗过了- 你肯定没少奋斗，在宾馆里，床垫上，车里- 这和性无关- 永远都是和性挂钩的，万物皆源于性，就连经济都是源于性。- It just happened, Ted. We both fought it.- I'm sure you fought it, in every hotel room, on every matress, in a backseat.- This isn't about sex.- It's always about sex. Everything is about sex. The economies are about sex.

- 两个食人族正在吃一个喜剧演员，其中一个问："兄弟 吃得高兴吗?"- 这也太冷了- Two cannibals are eating a comedian and one says: "Hey, do you taste something funny?"- That is so unfunny.

一个流浪汉在街上拦住了一个犹太妈妈 说: "女士，我三天没吃东西了" ，然后她说 "那就逼自己吃"。A homeless man stopped a Jewish mother on the street and said: "Lady, I haven't eaten in 3 days." And she said: "Force yourself".