高中英语《Frinds老友记》第7季中英文对照完整剧本704 The One With Rachel |
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704 The One With Rachel’s Assistant
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.] Mac:
(on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives don’t mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica aren’t amused.)
C.H.E.E.S.E: You can say that again Mac. Mac:
Well, I couldn’t have done it without you buddy. You’re a genius. C.H.E.E.S.E: Oh yeah ? Well then how come I can’t get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00? (They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop motion thing they had at the end of ChiPs .) Joey: (laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think? (They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally. Finally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica.) Monica:
(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, it’s your mom. (Hands him the phone.) Chandler:
It’s your mommy. It’s you r mommy. Ross:
Ohhhh…
Rachel:
That’s nice.
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what they’re g onna say.) Rachel:
Well that was umm…Okay.
Ross:
It wasn’t the best.
Chandler: That was one of the worse things ever. And not just on TV. Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him? Ross: Well, the lighting was okay. Rachel:
Ohh no you don’t! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine! Monica: And I have costumes. Ross:
Oh great! That means I’m stuck wit h, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin’ right here! Whoa!"
(Phoebe gets up.) Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs? Phoebe:
I don’t know. I don’t know. I can’t lie to him again. Oh no I —no! I’m just gonna press my breas ts up against him. Chandler: And say nothing? Phoebe: Uh- huh, yeah that’s right.
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasn ’t that good. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.] 704 瑞秋请助理
C.H.E.E.S.E., 今天我们学到的就是
啦啦队和高爆炸药互不相溶。
说得没错, Mac 。
兄弟,幸好有你帮忙,我才搞得掂。
你真是个天才。
哦,真的?我的录像机总是闪烁着 12:00 我怎么死活修不好?
嗯,你们觉得怎么样?
喂?请稍等。 Joey ,是你妈妈。
你妈咪,你妈咪哦。
噢……
你妈妈真好。
妈,你觉得怎么样?
呃……还不错。
说不上是最好……
这是简直有史以来最差的玩艺!
还不仅仅是在电视上。
我,我们怎么对他说啊?
嗯,灯 光效果不错
噢,不,你不能说!你上次就说过灯光了
这回灯光归我了!
我说服装。
喔!好!那就是说,我只能继续说:
“嘿,我们一边看着你在那儿,
而你大活人就坐在这儿!哇噢!”
你打算怎么办啊? Pheebs ?
我不知道,我不知道。我不能再骗他了。
噢
不!我——不!
我决定干脆托起胸部靠在他身上。
什么也不说?
嗯,对,没错。
哇噢!看来我家里人还真是喜欢我的表 演!
嗯,你们,你们几个觉得如何?
还没好到那个地步吧!
Phoebe ,你相信从你最爱的动物上
能看出你的人格吗?
什么?你是说在我后面?
喔! Hi ,各位。喔
天!你们绝对不会相 信
今天在我身上发生了什么!
我正在办公室里面坐着,然后……
各位!各位!你们绝对不会相信
我经纪人刚刚告诉了我什么!
Joey !我这边刚说了一半!
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