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情商嘛二十九年了Emotionallyabout29years.单元晶格包涵了两个碳原子Unitcellcontainstwocarbonatoms...六边形的内角为120°Interiorangleofahexagonis120degrees.你试过将他重新启动一下吗Haveyoutriedrebootinghim?

才不呢这是固件问题No,Ithinkit'真感谢你没报警Thanksfornotcallingthecops.没事的Oh,hey,it'snobigdeal.我姐姐也有个智障小孩Mysister'sgotakidwho'sspecial.呃他是极度智障Thepeas--perfect.正好拿来做电子Theycanbeelectrons.要我的玉米不Wantmycorn?

你脑残啊Don'tberidiculous.我拿玉米能做什么WhatwouldIdowithcorn?

你有没试过如此丢人Haveyoueverbeensoembarrassed?

至少最近没有Notrecently.我都说不出他们哪个更烂了Idon'tknowwhichwaslamer:

到底是旱冰技巧还是他们的迪斯科舞姿theirroller-skatingortheirdiscodancing.就我而言最惨的是It'sagreatidea,Leonard.Thankyou.当电子穿越石墨烯时Electronsmovethroughgraphene...所表现出的质量为零actasiftheyhavenomass...他卡壳多久了Howlonghashebeenstuck?

智商上有三十小时了Intellectuallyabout30hours.反正也没什么用不是吗Well,thatdidn'tworkout,didit?

谢尔顿你到底想干嘛Sheldon,whatdoyouwant?

我特来宣告本天才找到了答案IcametotellyouI'vegottheanswer.真的吗Really?

No.I'mgoingtofind半斤八两的低贱工作asimilarlymenialjob只需要动用我的基底神经节就行wheremybasalgangliaareoccupiedwitharoutinetask,那我的前额叶就能[高级神经活动部位]freeingmyprefrontalcortex专注于解决关键问题toworkquietlyinthebackgroundonmyproblem.Whatcouldbebetter?

We'rein.真棒仿佛不是因为我想去才提出来的Great.It'snotlikeIbroughtitupbecauseIwantedtogo.你也可以加入的啊Youcancomewithus.不没事儿的我不必去的No,it'Yourmom'snotcoming,right?

我保证这次绝对不来了Notthistime,Ipromise.我要把话说清楚了滑旱冰是我的主意Okay,justtobeclear,rollerskatingwasmyidea,而我对你们将其变成四人约会表示高度不满andI'mveryunhappythatyouturneditintoadoubledate,我预祝你们都摔屁墩天啊Oh,myGod!

你在Areyou...我的神啊GoodLord!

你们把一切都毁了reruiningeverything!

该死的Oh,damn.艾伯特·AlbertEinstein.继续继续Keepgoing.爱因斯坦在专利局工作时WhenAlbertEinsteincameupwithspecialrelativity,他提出了狭义相对论hewasworkingatthepatentoffice.那你也要去专利局工作咯So,you'天他真的是走火入魔了是吗Boy,he'sreallygone,isn'the?

嗯啊他今天早上居然把黄油当成了香体剂Yeah,thismorningheusedastickofbutterasdeodorant.我就说怎么闻到了爆米花的味道呢IthoughtIsmelledpopcorn.模式与费米子在轨道上的移动完全一样Patternisthesameasfermionstravelsonthepathways...在哥手里不是青豆是碳原子Notlimabeans,carbonatoms.但老子在吃掉青豆之前ButifIdon'teatmylimabeans,是不能吃饼干的thavemycookie.给你要豌豆吗Here,youwantmypeas?

豌豆太赞了That'sperfect.伯纳黛特一直怂恿我带她去溜冰呢Bernadette'sbeenhockingmetotakeherrollerskating.我也觉得佩妮喜欢滑冰IthinkPennylikestoskate.我们四个可以两两成对Thefourofuscoulddouble.再好不过了我们去ah,well,he'sextraspecial.嘿谢利Hey,Shelly.你干嘛呢Whatyoudoing?

体积比错得一塌糊涂Sizeratiowasallwrong.我不能把它们具象化Couldn'seitherisolatingtheterms一一检验的话ofhisformulaandexaminingthemindividually,就是在...or...寻找在被彼得潘削掉之后lookingforthealligatorthatswallowedhishand让短吻鳄吞噬的手afterPeterPancutitoff.虎克船长的手是被鳄鱼吃掉的Forme,theworstpart人们看到了我们和他们一起离开的waswhenpeoplesawusleavewiththem.你小子有两手啊霍华德Youhadsomenicemovesoutthere,Howard.谢谢夸奖你也不错Thanks.You,too.你注意到人们看我们的眼神了吗Didyounoticeallthepeoplelookingatus?

没怎么注意我完全沉迷在了舞步中认知功能受损Impairedcognitivefunction.没错所以进屋去刷刷牙上床睡觉Right,somarchinthere,brushyourteethandgotobed.但我不想睡觉ButIdon'twanttogotobed.我数三下一mgoingtocounttothree.One...哦好吧Notreally.Iwasinmyboogiezone.当霍华德想要劈叉的时候WhenHowardtriedtodothesplits...嘘Shh.抱歉我走得有点慢Sorry.I'mmovingalittleslow.可能是挫伤了尾骨IthinkIbruisedmycoccyx.Weneedtogohomenow.但我还在工作ButI'mstillworking.要是你不出来Ifyoudon'tcomeoutofthere,我就去把你抓出来mgoingtohavetodragyouout.试试看啊你永远别想抓到我vehadmycoffee.佩妮我早就告诉过你你要不把他关到他房间里Penny,Itoldyouifyoudon'tputhiminhiscrateatnight他会在公寓里上蹿下跳一整夜hejustrunsaroundtheapartment.现在又是在干嘛Whatishedoingnow?

他要不是在分解公式的项Hmm,he'不知道大概23天tknow--two,threedays.这无关紧要Notimportant.我不需要睡眠我想要答案tneedsleep.Ineedanswers.我要找出Ineedtodeterminewhere在这个充满不平衡方程的沼泽中inthisswampofunbalancedformulastvisualizeit.我要找更大的碳原子Neededbiggercarbonatoms.好好好Sure,sure.你怎么进来的Howdidyougetintothisplace?

后门装了个五针脚制动系统Backdoorhasafive-pintumblersystem,和单回路报警器小孩子的玩意了是什么阻碍了真理的蛤蟆squatteththetoadoftruth.真理的蛤蟆Toadoftruth?

这是物理学上的名词吗Isthataphysicsthing?

不那是疯狂的产物No,that'sacrazything.好了谢尔顿你解开石墨烯的难题了吗Youfiguredoutthegrapheneproblem?

不那个还绝望地卡壳中No,no,I'mstillhopelesslystuckonthat,但我找到了解决的方法butIfiguredouthowtofigureitout.你猜怎着莱纳德我曾经说过Okay,youknowwhat,Leonard,IknowIsaid我能忍受你的室友但我错得太离谱了可怜的小宝贝Oh,poorbaby.别告诉库萨帕里ttellKoothrappali.你先请Afteryou.真绅士Oh,whatagentleman.嗨谢尔顿Hey,Sheldon.single-circuitalarm.Child'splay.我在建立碳原子模型的时候Youcanstartsortingprotonsandneutrons你正好可以把质子和中子分类整理出来whileIbuildcarbonatoms.我可不这么想No,Idon'tthinkso.我们现在该回家了andInoticedthatyoursnoring呼噜打得更响seemstobeworsewhenyou'reonyourback.莱纳德可从不打呼Leonarddoesn'tsnore.我又没在说他No,Iwasn'ttalkwhentravelingthroughagraphenesheet.用大理石来推测Withmarbles?

我总得找点比豆子大的东西Well,Ineededsomethingbigger不是吗thanpeas,now,didn'tI?

谢尔顿你上次睡觉是什么年代Sheldon,whenwasthelasttimeyougotanysleep?

andIhopeyoubothfallonyourasses摔断尾椎骨andbreakyourcoccyxes.尾椎骨的英文复数是"coccyges"Thepluralofcoccyxiscoccyges.去你丫的还哥青豆Screwyou.Givemebackmylimabeans.我的天呐Oh,myGod.regoingtogoworkatthepatentoffice?

你傻的啊tbeabsurd.那可在华盛顿sinWashington.满大街车声嘈杂的城市我可待不了YouknowIcouldneverliveinacitywhosestreets你又不是不知道arelaidoutinawheel-and-spokepattern.其实我是想要找一份Yeah,yeah,he'smyroommate.天啊他没事吧Oh,God,isheokay?

好的我马上过去Yeah,all-allright.I'llberightthere.怎么了Whathappened?

谢尔顿逃走了恐怖降临了村庄Icouldhandleyourroommate,butIwaswrong.我看我们还是吹了吧We'regoingtohavetobreakup.你在说什么鬼Whatareyoutalkingabout?

爱因斯坦Einstein.嗯至少得再多说点吧mgoingtoneedalittlemore.Oh,allright.你的手段真是太高明了Thatwasamazinghowyouhandledhim.我知道怎么对付不听话的小孩Iknowhowtodealwithstubbornchildren.我妈以前在我家地下室办了个非法日托班Mymotherusedtorunanillegaldaycarecenterinourbasement.莱纳德你睡觉时在鬼笑吗Leonard,you're...you'谢尔顿你到底在干嘛Sheldon,whatthehellareyoudoing?

做我这三天一直在做的工作ThesamethingI'vebeendoingforthreedays.想要弄明白为什么Tryingtofigureoutwhyelectrons电子在穿过石墨烯时behaveasiftheyhavenomass会表现得像是没有质量一样Okay,Sheldon.如果我们不能保证足够的快速眼动睡眠的话Whathappenstoourneuroreceptors会对神经受体造成怎样的影响呢whenwedon'tgetenoughREMsleep?

会失去对5-羟色胺和正肾上腺素的敏感性Theylosetheirsensitivitytoserotoninandnorepinephrine.那就会引起Whichleadsto...?

真是雄心壮志Soundslikeagreatplan.这不废话么Ofcourseitis.就算和你讲话Eventalkingtoyouis也够低贱的咧sufficientlymenialthatIcanfeel让我不禁感觉思如泉涌啊theproverbialjuicesstartingtoflow.regigglinginyoursleep.不是我笑的snotme.是我的新手机铃声smynewringtone.是《蝙蝠侠》里的小丑TheJokerfromBatman.吓着我了Well,itcreepsmeout.也吓我一跳但我花了3块钱定的Youcantry,butyou'llnevercatchme.我的老天爷啊ForGod'ssakes.谢尔顿过来Sheldon,comehere!

抓不到俺Bazinga.我闪你没事吧Areyouokay?

我看起来像没事吗DoIlookokay?

别冲我发火啊我也摔了tbarkatme.Ifell,too.你都摔一晚上了也该习惯了Oh,you'vebeenfallingallnight.You'reusedtoit.Sheldon'sescapedandisterrorizingthevillage.好吧去吧玩的开心点Okay.Havefun.我是霍夫斯塔德博士Hi.I'mDr.Hofstadter.-他在哪儿-海洋球那里-Whereishe?

-Ballpit.Me,too,butIpaidthreebucksforit.接电话吧还是Justanswerthephone.你好Hello.我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德Yeah,I'mLeonardHofstadter.没错他是我的室友sokay.Idon'thavetogo.我很荣幸能给你和你们的女人mhappyjusttoguideyouandyourladies提供合适的娱乐建议tosuitableentertainmentchoices.我就是个棕色人型口碑网mawalkingbrownYelp.Com.结构恒定结构一个原子Structure,constantstructure.Oneatom...得多谢分享Okay,well,thanksforsharingwithus.-晚安-不客气-Goodnight.-You'rewelcome.你们也安安Andgoodnighttoyou,too.顺便我刚观察了下你的睡相Oh,bytheway,Iwaswatchingyousleepforamoment,我注意到当你仰面睡觉时那个滑旱冰我们去之前是不是先吃饭Sorollerskating--shouldweallgrababitetoeatfirst?

好啊华馆怎么样Good.P.F.Chang's?

俺娘有优惠券Mymomhascoupons.行啊Great.你娘不会来吧CaptainHook'shandwaseatenbyacrocodile,不是短吻鳄notanalligator.你要想损我至少把事实给弄清楚先Ifyou'regoingtomockme,atleastgetyourfactsstraight.遵命船长Aye,aye,Captain.我就不明白了Ihavegoodnews.那也不用深更半夜冲进来Andyouhadtobargeinhereandwakeusup吓我们吧inthemiddleofthenight?

你关了手机Yourcellphonewasoff.因为我们不想被吵到Becausewedidn'twanttobedisturbed.我再闪抓不到噢你个废废莱纳德佩妮LeonardandPenny.搞虾米鬼What?

What,what,what?

干嘛我有好消息ThenI'vebeenupallnight.你卡壳了Andyou'restuck?

要不然怎么会有人想要激活上丘脑Whyelsewouldapersontrytoengagetheirsuperiorcolliculus?

真抱歉亲爱的喝完咖啡前我可帮不了你Oh,sorry,sweetie,Ican'thelpyoutillI'safirmwareproblem.哟今晚是格兰黛尔的月光溜冰场的Hey,it'sDiscoNightattheMoonlightRollerRink迪斯科之夜inGlendaletonight.谁要来一起荡一下Who'supforgettingdown?

太完美了Ican'tseeit!

怎么就结合不起来呢Itjustwon'tcoalesce.也许你应该重新开始Maybeyouneedafreshstart.有道理reright.真是个好主意莱纳德谢谢六边的从来都是六边的Hexagonal...It'salwayshexagonal...自从他尝试理清《黑客帝国》第三部之后Ihaven'tseenhimthisstucksincehetriedtofigureout我就没见过他能卡成这个样子thethirdMatrixmovie.嘿这可是我的青豆啊Hey,thosearemylimabeans!